You brought your bitch to the Waffle Hut!

Some of you might remember that I gave my opinion of gay marriage a while back and I said I approved...well, I lied. I can’t support it, I’m sorry. It’s just too impractical. There’s just too many problems. For one, who takes the last name? We all know men rule the world, so women have to take their name. But what happens with two men, two women, or a donkey and his lover? So does the girly one take the last name? What if the two people are both manly or both girly (like that’ll ever happen)? And does the best friend of the opposite sex get a say? Also, how do you address the newly married couple? Husband and wife? Husband and husband? Wife and wife? Hife and Wusband? Top and Bottom? Snazdangler and Dozgrabbler? What about divorce? The wife normally gets the kids and the money in a normal divorce. So, who gets the kids in a lesbian divorce? The one with the poutier lips? Call me what you want, but I can’t support gay marriage if they figure out how to deal with these immensely important issues.